For Real

I was in Walgreens picking up my prescriptions. I asked the girl for the sudafed, you know the ones behind the counter with the porn. She of course asked for my id. Then came the problem, I got a ticket and they took my license. No license, no sudafed. I could pick up an entire bottle of antidepressants, and vicodin. Sudafed, not so much. I am sure that my big butt in no way resembles a meth addict. I understand that meth is a problem, but I can't buy 9 sudafed with a ticket being my id. Come on.