salad is not my friend

I have tried to eat salad a couple of times now, and it doesn't work out at all. I thought I was eating to much of it. Tonight I just ate a little and I stil feel awful. I love salad, and it is so good for me. It is not worth this feeling though. I may have whatever is plagueing Gray too though. He is not well at all, his diapers are numerous and funky. We are going to have to make an emergency run for desitin soon. Poor baby. Poor me. We had an icident earlier that was terrible. There was the wettest, loudest, most panick inducing noises ever to come from a 3 year old heinie. Then in my infinite wisdom I sort of believed him when he said it was "just farts". I did the most idiotic thing ever, I squeezed the diaper. Poop shot out of the leg hole and all over. His legs, and sadly my new purse. It was just on the outside so, I got it wiped off. I still will never feel the same about it though. I had Gray do the poop on my legs, cowboy swagger to the bathroom and just hosed him down in the shower.